New Parents

Before they give birth:

This bitch better not get all postpartum

After birth and they’re mad or pissed off about something:

Are you postpartum or something? Are you sure you’re not postpartum. It’s okay if you’re postpartum you know.

That shit affects moms and dads so you might want to check both, regularly.

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