My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Sex & Sleep

He didn’t answer her call so Sarah did what any other girl would do and tried to contact him in every other way possible: sent him a text message, whatsapp message, whatsapp called, FB messenger message, wrote on his wall, instagram message, snapchat message, snapchat call, requested location on snapchat and was tempted to call […]


The Engagement Ring

“Hey guys, have you seen Marie’s rock? She’s been posting pics of it all over Instagram” “Yes! Can you believe she’s getting married before us?” “I know, I wonder who the guy is…” “No haven’t seen it. Show it to me….” *leans over and sees a pic of a 4 ct Emerald cut diamond and […]


The Grocery Store

WHERE ARE THEY?! Jordan complained. I’m sick of this shit!!!!! I’ve lived here for years and out of ALL the places I come across ONE at Walmart??!!! Then she thought about it for a minute. But I guess it makes sense… “Hot guys would shop at Walmart because they’re practical and want to save money […]


The world in general doesn't know what to make of originality; it is startled out of its habits of thought, and its first reaction is one of anger. -W. Somerset Maugham