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Sex & Sleep

He didn’t answer her call so Sarah did what any other girl would do and tried to contact him in every other way possible: sent him a text message, whatsapp message, whatsapp called, FB messenger message, wrote on his wall, instagram message, snapchat message, snapchat call, requested location on snapchat and was tempted to call […]

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The Engagement Ring

“Hey guys, have you seen Marie’s rock? She’s been posting pics of it all over Instagram” “Yes! Can you believe she’s getting married before us?” “I know, I wonder who the guy is…” “No haven’t seen it. Show it to me….” *leans over and sees a pic of a 4 ct Emerald cut diamond and […]

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